Definitely not a Fish
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We were really like “tumblr’s shutting down, meet me on Twitter”
That time I did so much LSD the universe collapsed.
I think I put it back together wrong
I fully believe I have a better chance of understanding how actual magic works than how skateboarders can ollie.
Here’s a bad joke
How do you summon Shakespeare’s ghost?
With a pentagriamb
Here’s a bad joke
My stomach is mad at me and I don’t know if it’s because I’m nervous about flying out to spend a couple of days with someone I’ve never met (I’m not in touch with my emotions like that)
Or because last night I had the most taco bell I’ve ever had in one sitting and that’s basically the only thing I ate yesterday (but Taco Bell never messes up my stomach)
People have all these “gotcha!” Bible questions when it turns out they have simple answers, just they grew up in Christian communities that discouraged thinking and learning.
Meanwhile I can’t figure out why God accepted Abel’s offering and not Cain’s and why He then protected Cain from getting murdered and not Abel.
It’s not even a gotcha, I don’t have anything to insinuate, I just have no idea what the significance of these details is.
always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada
WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????
two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore
Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but
1. Googling “Canada gay sex pay toilets” just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post
2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century
3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in.
thats because i lied about this
(via unclefather)
I don’t know if anyone else goes through this, but the more I learn about the world, the smaller my list of things I think aren’t magic gets.